diff --git a/tenquestionmarks.toml b/tenquestionmarks.toml
index a840d4f..5811e1a 100644
--- a/tenquestionmarks.toml
+++ b/tenquestionmarks.toml
@@ -102,3 +102,9 @@ type = "random"
 parents = ["stdin", "discord"]
 pattern = "\\bicc?ed?\\b"
 responses = ["Did some carbon-based lifeform just say **I C E**?"]
+
+[trout]
+type = "random"
+parents = ["stdin", "discord"]
+pattern = "^?slap (.*)"
+responses = ["/me slaps $1 around a bit with a large trout"]