diff --git a/src/lib.rs b/src/lib.rs
index 2912312..3d2f5f7 100644
--- a/src/lib.rs
+++ b/src/lib.rs
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@ extern crate toml;
 extern crate crossbeam;
 extern crate discord;
 extern crate rand;
+extern crate pvn;
 
 use std::collections::BTreeMap;
 use toml::Table;
diff --git a/src/modules/loader.rs b/src/modules/loader.rs
index a6c6b8a..bb67119 100644
--- a/src/modules/loader.rs
+++ b/src/modules/loader.rs
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ use modules::lua::LuaModule;
 use modules::stdin::StdinModule;
 use modules::echo::EchoModule;
 use modules::random::RandomModule;
+use modules::pvn::PvnModule;
 
 pub struct ModuleLoader {
     types: BTreeMap<&'static str, fn(&Table) -> Box<Module>>
@@ -23,6 +24,7 @@ impl ModuleLoader {
         types.insert("stdin", StdinModule::new as fn(&Table) -> Box<Module>);
         types.insert("echo", EchoModule::new as fn(&Table) -> Box<Module>);
         types.insert("random", RandomModule::new as fn(&Table) -> Box<Module>);
+        types.insert("pvn", PvnModule::new as fn(&Table) -> Box<Module>);
         ModuleLoader {
             types: types
         }
diff --git a/src/modules/mod.rs b/src/modules/mod.rs
index f297d08..f68caf5 100644
--- a/src/modules/mod.rs
+++ b/src/modules/mod.rs
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ pub mod discord;
 pub mod stdin;
 pub mod echo;
 pub mod random;
+pub mod pvn;
 
 pub mod loader;
 
diff --git a/src/modules/pvn.rs b/src/modules/pvn.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9f4c1ec
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/modules/pvn.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,163 @@
+use modules::Module;
+use toml::Table;
+
+use std::sync::Arc;
+use std::sync::mpsc::Receiver;
+use event::Event;
+
+use {Channel, User};
+
+use pvn::Fighter;
+use pvn::pirates::{Pirate, Pirates};
+use pvn::ninjas::{Ninja, Ninjas};
+
+pub struct PvnModule {}
+
+impl PvnModule {
+    pub fn new (configuration: &Table) -> Box<Module> {
+        Box::new(PvnModule {})
+    }
+}
+
+fn split_combatants (input: &str) -> Option<(&str, &str)> {
+    let fighters: Vec<&str> = input.split("|").map(|item| item.trim()).collect();
+    if fighters.len() != 2 {
+        return None;
+    }
+
+    Option::Some((
+        *fighters.get(0).expect("should be exactly two fighters"),
+        *fighters.get(1).expect("should be exactly two fighters")
+    ))
+}
+
+fn split_command (input: &str) -> Option<(&str, &str)> {
+    match input.split_whitespace().into_iter().next() {
+        Some(command) => { Some((command, input[command.len()..].trim())) },
+        None => None
+    }
+}
+
+fn reply (message: &str, channel: &Option<Channel>, user: &User) {
+    match *channel {
+        Some(ref channel) => channel.send(message),
+        None => user.send(message)
+    }
+}
+
+fn print_pirate (pirate: &Pirate, channel: &Option<Channel>, user: &User) {
+    reply(&format!("**{}**", pirate.name), channel, user);
+    reply(&format!("Swashbuckling: {}", pirate.swashbuckling), channel, user);
+    reply(&format!("Drunkenness: {}", pirate.drunkenness), channel, user);
+    reply(&format!("Booty: {}", pirate.booty), channel, user);
+    reply(&format!("Weapons: {}", pirate.weapons.join(", ")), channel, user);
+    reply(&format!("**TOTAL POWER: {}**", pirate.power()), channel, user);
+}
+
+fn print_ninja (ninja: &Ninja, channel: &Option<Channel>, user: &User) {
+    reply(&format!("**{}**", ninja.name), channel, user);
+    reply(&format!("Sneakiness: {}", ninja.sneakiness), channel, user);
+    reply(&format!("Pajamas: {}", ninja.pajamas), channel, user);
+    reply(&format!("Pointy Things: {}", ninja.pointy_things), channel, user);
+    reply(&format!("Weapons: {}", ninja.weapons.join(", ")), channel, user);
+    reply(&format!("**TOTAL POWER: {}**", ninja.power()), channel, user);
+}
+
+fn pirate_vs_ninja (pirate: &Pirate, ninja: &Ninja, channel: &Option<Channel>, user: &User) {
+    print_pirate(pirate, channel, user);
+    print_ninja(ninja, channel, user);
+
+    if pirate.power() == ninja.power() {
+        reply("**It's a tie!**", channel, user);
+    } else if pirate.power() > ninja.power() {
+        reply(&format!("**Winner: {}!**", pirate.name), channel, user);
+    } else {
+        reply(&format!("**Winner: {}!**", ninja.name), channel, user);
+    }
+}
+
+struct PirateVsNinja {
+    pirates: Pirates,
+    ninjas: Ninjas
+}
+
+impl PirateVsNinja {
+    fn pvn_command (&mut self, argument: &str, channel: &Option<Channel>, user: &User) {
+        match split_combatants(argument) {
+            Some((pirate_name, ninja_name)) => {
+                match self.pirates.get(pirate_name) {
+                    Ok(pirate) => {
+                        match self.ninjas.get(ninja_name) {
+                            Ok(ninja) => {
+                                pirate_vs_ninja(pirate, ninja, channel, user);
+                            },
+                            Err(error) => {
+                                error!("Error getting ninja: {:?}", error);
+                            }
+                        }
+                    },
+                    Err(error) => {
+                        error!("Error getting pirate: {:?}", error);
+                    }
+                }
+            },
+            None => {
+                reply("Expected two arguments of the form: {pirate} | {ninja}", channel, user);
+            }
+        }
+    }
+
+    fn pirate_command (&mut self, name: &str, channel: &Option<Channel>, user: &User) {
+        match self.pirates.get(name) {
+            Ok(pirate) => {
+                print_pirate(pirate, channel, user);
+            },
+            Err(error) => {
+                error!("Error getting pirate: {:?}", error);
+            }
+        }
+    }
+
+    fn ninja_command (&mut self, name: &str, channel: &Option<Channel>, user: &User) {
+        match self.ninjas.get(name) {
+            Ok(ninja) => {
+                print_ninja(ninja, channel, user);
+            },
+            Err(error) => {
+                error!("Error getting ninja: {:?}", error);
+            }
+        }
+    }
+}
+
+impl Module for PvnModule {
+    fn consume_events (&self, receiver: Receiver<Arc<Event>>) {
+        let mut pvn = PirateVsNinja {
+            pirates: Pirates::new(),
+            ninjas: Ninjas::new()
+        };
+
+        loop {
+            match receiver.recv() {
+                Ok(event) => {
+                    match *event {
+                        Event::Message { content: ref message, ref channel, ref sender } => {
+                            let command = split_command(message);
+                            debug!("Received message... {:?}", message);
+                            match command {
+                                Some(("?pvn", argument)) => { pvn.pvn_command(argument, channel, sender) },
+                                Some(("?pirate", name)) => { pvn.pirate_command(name, channel, sender) },
+                                Some(("?ninja", name)) => { pvn.ninja_command(name, channel, sender) },
+                                _ => {}
+                            }
+                        }
+                        _ => ()
+                    }
+                }
+                Err(error) => {
+                    error!("Error {:?}", error);
+                }
+            }
+        }
+    }
+}